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A cow discovers her farmer's dark secrets and decides to leave the farm house with her friends, forming a motley crew that is set on making new records in David Duchovny's Holy Cow. Summary of the Book On a night like any other, Elsie Bovary, a bovine inhabitant of an idyllic farm, and her friend Mallory venture out of their pasture. While Mallory resorts to flirting with bulls, Elsie canters towards the farmhouse. As she peers through the window, she finds her farmer and his family as they sit around a glowing Box God that reveals what industrial meat truly means. Elsie is scandalized and she decides to leave the farm. Thus, a motley crew of animals is formed, and Elsie is joined by two unlikely allies: Jerry, a.k.a Shalom, a Torah-reading pig who seeks approval from his brethren in Jerusalem, and Tom, a flightless turkey who knows how to operate an iPhone. Stealing passports and decking themselves in human attire, these animals make for the airport and seek freedom. However, what lies in store for these creatures? Will Tom learn to fly? Can Shalom make peace with his Judaic brethren? With the unique comic voice of David Duchovny, this book is a waterslide of fun and humour. About David Duchovny David William Duchovny is an American actor, producer, and writer known for his role on the X Files as Fox Mulder. Duchovny is a Golden Globe-winning actor, and he is also recognized for his role on the TV series Californication.